Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch. ―Anonymous. Tennis begins with love. ―Anonymous. These quotes show the passion and dedication that tennis players have towards their sport, along with a sense of humor when handling intense pressure.
"Tennis is a funny game; unbelievable highs and the lows are just as low." (John McEnroe) "First thing is, it's inevitable. The second thing is, it's going to happen anyway." (Gerald Williams on the dangers of building up Andy Murray) "Obviously, like Wembley is synonymous with tennis, snooker is synonymous with Sheffield."
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Tennis has given me soul. - Martina Navratilova. Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility. - Billie Jean King. Tennis is mostly mental.
Pro Tennis Players are known for their oftentimes insightful and funny tennis quotes. This is a collection of my favorite quotes! Insightful Tennis Quotes It’s one-on-one out there, man. There ain’t no hiding. I can’t pass the ball. Pete Sampras Nothing can substitute for just plain hard work Andre Agassi Success is a journey, not …
Tennis Slogans. I play Tennis, What’s your superpower. You need balls to play Tennis. Education is important, Tennis is importanter. Baby got back hand. I can’t, I have Tennis. I play Tennis, Love means nothing to me. Yes I’m that player you rather not play against. Happiness is Shaped.
28. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court. 29. John McEnroe gave me his broken tennis racket, no strings attached. 30. Why was the tennis player fed up with all the condescending comments about his performance? He was tired of all the backhanded insults. 31. When does a British tennis match end?
Comedian Mitch Hedberg finding faults with playing recreational tennis: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." Nicolas Massu
Best Tennis Slogans. Order on the Court. Serve it, Smash it, Win it, Love it. Respect All, Fear None. If it’s gotta be, it starts with me. Champions train; Losers complain. Refuse to Lose! We’re not waiters (or waitresses), but boy can we serve! All it takes is all you’ve got!